Tuesday

What is the best title of a movie coming out this year? Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End? TMNT? The Hills Have Eyes II (which surely should have been The Hills Have Two Eyes)? Evan Almighty? Ocean's Thirteen? Or, none of the above and instead: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. Apparently this is adapted from the television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, making only a tiny bit more sense, and which I haven't heard of either. The tagline, which helps explain it all to you, is: From the 1st Assistant Director of the 2nd Unit of Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth and the Production Assistant of the training video "Know Your Fryer". You can view the trailers through the IMDb, although, for those of you with weak dispositions, I seriously recommend you don't.